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Come listen to a story
about a place called fets
A great eatery, located of the drive you see
When one day we were looking for some food
And out of the kitchen came some really great food
Steaks that is, thick rare, a real treat
Well the first thing we ate was a good ol New York
Critics said it was the best they've ever seen
Wasn't the calamari the best that's ever been
So we loaded up our plates and we ate with revery
Great, that is. Burgers 'n fries, mussels, prawns
Well now it's time to have a drink and settle down
And we would like to thank you all fer kindly dropping by
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin helping of our hospitality
Eating that is. Set a spell, order some more
Y'all come back now, y'hear?. | | |
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Sit right back and enjoy a beer
as I tell you 'bout a joint.
That started right a cross the street,
In a very tiny place.
The mate is a rather portly dude,
The skipper a foxy chick.
Some customers sit on our deck
in the sunny afternoon.
The sunny afternoon.
Fets opened up in eighty-six,
fifteen years ago.
If not for the loyalty of folks like you,
we wouldn't have such fun.
We wouldn't have such fun.
The staff are great and here for you, we make it all from scratch
with Eric,
Allura too,
Demetrius
and the kids,
the movie star,
the Professor
and Mary Ann,
here at fets bar and grill.
Now this is the tale of the staff you see,
they're here for a long, long time,
they'll make you all the best of things,
you're what's on their mind.
The first mate and Allura too,
will do their very best
to make you all comfortable,
in their commercial drive joint
We've got; beer, steaks and burgers too,
we even serve up brunch
We got the biggest whisky book
just ask to take a peak
So join us here all week my friends,
you're sure to get a smile
From all of us here at Fets,
have a great day! | | |
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Boy the way that these guys cook
Food that makes your everyday
Folks like us, we've got it made
Fets is the place
And we know where we are now
Grills are grills and beer is beer
think we could use another
Round of beers right here again
God I loved the steak I ate
Everything is absolutely great
Gee I think we've got it made
Fets is the place | | |
